Birthdays T-Shirts

I'm not 40
"I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience"

I'm Not 50
"I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience"

Me 50?
"Me 50? I demand a recount"

It's My Birthday
"It's my birthday. Make my wish come true, blow here"

40th Birthday
"I got this shirt for my 40th birthday. (I hate this shirt!)"

ME 40?
"ME 40? I demand a recount!"

40Yr Old One Owner
"40 Years old, one owner, needs parts, make offer"

50 Isn't Old
"50 isn't old. Depressing but not old."

Not Getting Older/Bitter
"I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter"

Me 65?
"Me 65? I demand a recount"
