Naughty T-Shirts
Warning/Choking Hazard
"WARNING: Choking Hazard. Contains large parts! Keep out of reach of small women.
Hang Out
"Hang out with your wang out"
Everybody Loves Beaver
"Everybody loves a little beaver"
Big Pole Fisherman
"Whether Fresh Water Trout or Deep Sea Cod, Fish Jump At the Sight Of My Big, Jerking Rod"
Needs Head
"International symbol for 'Needs Head'"
Make My Tits Look Big
"Does this shirt make my tits look big?"
You. Me. Rooster
You – small cock Me – Big cock
Free Breathalizer
"Attention drunk ladies. Free breathalizer test. Blow hard.
Nymphomaniac Staff
"Nymphomaniac Treatment Center: Staff"
Swallow or its in your eye
"Swallow. Or it's going in your eye"
Perfect-Pear
"Perfect" written above a juicy pear
Rooster Big
"BIG" Cockrel
Talk Nerdy To me
"Talk nerdy to me" In 80's gaming font
Porn/Star-Glitter
"Porn Star" in silver glitter ink
2 women short of 3some
"Two women short of a threesome"
Sex Instructor
“Sex Instructor. First lesson free”
Caution Zero To Horny
"CAUTION: Zero to horny in 2.5 beers"
Potential Children Died on Face
"Millions of my potential children died on your daughters face"
Help Wanted Positions
"Help wanted. Many positions available. Start right away."
My Space My Face
"From My Space to My Face"
Practice Safe Sex
"Practice safe sex. (Go fuck yourself)"
Me So Horny
"Me So Horny"
Luckys Bar
"The best head in town. Get it at Lucky's Bar"
I Make the Rules
“I have the pussy, so I make the rules”
Marathon
Mount Dick Marathon. How long can you last?
Will Buy Drinks For Sex
“Will buy drinks for sex”
Woody
Get your Woody serviced here
Hooters Hotel-Owl
"Hooters Hotel; Intercourse, Pennsylvania"
Kama Sutra-Wrote Book
"Kama Sutra. I wrote the book"
Money Shots
"I do all my own Money Shots"
Hornier Than Thou
"Hornier than thou" with bull motif
Everyone love a little head
"Everyone loves a little head" Text with small head design
