Attitude T-Shirts
World Revolve Round Me
"...As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me"
Did it Right The First Time
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time"
Village Called/Idiot Back
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
Going to blame you
"I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you"
Bad Eve Better
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better"
Today Isn't Your Day
"Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either"
Trust Me, Do All The Time
"Trust me I do this all the time" in distressed writing
Perfect/Scares Me
"I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me"
Jealous Voices Talk to me
"Your just jealous that the voices talk to me"
I See Dumb People
"I see dumb people" In bold thick text
Fat Kids Hard To Kidnap
"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
Chick Magnet
"Chick Magnet" with skinny kid motif
Danger Mood-White Ink
"Danger – Mood swing in 5 minutes"
Not The Life/Black Ink
"This is not the life I ordered"
Laughs Last – Thinks Slow
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
Don't Annoy Crazy Person
"Don't annoy the crazy person"
If I Gave/First Person
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to"
Whatever, blah, blah, blah
"Blah, whatever, blah, blah, blah."
Used Sick Days/Call Dead
"I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead"
Im Not Opinionated
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right"
Three Good Reasons To Teach
"Teacher. There are three good reasons to teach. June, July and August"
Schizophrentic
"We used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now"
Not Lazy/Damn
"I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn"
You. Me. Rooster
You – small cock Me – Big cock
Collige
"Collige" in Varsity style text
Mind Wanders
“My mind wanders and sometimes leaves completely”
Hear Voices/Don't like you
"I hear voices and they don't like you"
Just Act Like I Care
"Don't be fooled. I just act like I care"
Heart Frowning Faces
Three frowning heart faces
Worst Day Of Life Again
"This is the worst day of my life again"
Abused Privilege Funny
"Anyone's entitled to be stupid but you've abused the privilege"
Rehab Is For Quitters
"Rehab is for quitters"
Punk Monkey
Cartoon Pirate style punky monkey
Wife Knows It All
“I don't need an encyclopedia. My wife knows it all”
I Can't Be Good All The
"I can't be good all the time"
Give a Damn Busted
"My give a damn's Busted"
Flunked Anger
“I flunked anger management”
My Reality Check
"My reality check just bounced"
Ask Me If I Care- White Ink
"Ask me if I care"
Still Plays With Cars
"Still plays with Cars"
Stupidity
"What you lack in intelligence you make up for in stupidity."
How Can I Miss You
"How can I miss you if you won't go away"
Not With Stupid Anymore
"I'm not with stupid anymore"
Lead Us Not…
"Lead us not into Temptation, just tell us where it is"
