Attitude T-Shirts
World Revolve Round Me
"...As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me"
Did it Right The First Time
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time"
Village Called/Idiot Back
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
Going to blame you
"I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you"
Bad Eve Better
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better"
Trust Me, Do All The Time
"Trust me I do this all the time" in distressed writing
Today Isn't Your Day
"Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either"
Perfect/Scares Me
"I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me"
Chick Magnet
"Chick Magnet" with skinny kid motif
Fat Kids Hard To Kidnap
"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
Danger Mood-White Ink
"Danger - Mood swing in 5 minutes"
I See Dumb People
"I see dumb people" In bold thick text
Jealous Voices Talk to me
"Your just jealous that the voices talk to me"
Not The Life/Black Ink
"This is not the life I ordered"
Laughs Last - Thinks Slow
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
Don't Annoy Crazy Person
"Don't annoy the crazy person"
If I Gave/First Person
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to"
Whatever, blah, blah, blah
"Blah, whatever, blah, blah, blah."
Used Sick Days/Call Dead
"I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead"
Im Not Opinionated
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right"
Not Lazy/Damn
"I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn"
Three Good Reasons To Teach
"Teacher. There are three good reasons to teach. June, July and August"
Schizophrentic
"We used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now"
You. Me. Rooster
You - small cock Me - Big cock
Hear Voices/Don't like you
"I hear voices and they don't like you"
Mind Wanders
"My mind wanders and sometimes leaves completely"
Collige
"Collige" in Varsity style text
Heart Frowning Faces
Three frowning heart faces
Just Act Like I Care
"Don't be fooled. I just act like I care"
Worst Day Of Life Again
"This is the worst day of my life again"
Rehab Is For Quitters
"Rehab is for quitters"
Abused Privilege Funny
"Anyone's entitled to be stupid but you've abused the privilege"
Wife Knows It All
"I don't need an encyclopedia. My wife knows it all"
Punk Monkey
Cartoon Pirate style punky monkey
Flunked Anger
"I flunked anger management"
I Can't Be Good All The
"I can't be good all the time"
Give a Damn Busted
"My give a damn's Busted"
Ask Me If I Care- White Ink
"Ask me if I care"
My Reality Check
"My reality check just bounced"
Still Plays With Cars
"Still plays with Cars"
Stupidity
"What you lack in intelligence you make up for in stupidity."
How Can I Miss You
"How can I miss you if you won't go away"
Lead Us Not...
"Lead us not into Temptation, just tell us where it is"
Not With Stupid Anymore
"I'm not with stupid anymore"