Age T-Shirts
I'm not 40
"I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience"
I'm Not 50
"I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience"
40 Years/This Good
"It took me 40 years to look this good"
At My Age
"At my age I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all, I just can't remember it all!"
Me 50?
"Me 50? I demand a recount"
It's My Birthday
"It's my birthday. Make my wish come true, blow here"
A Senior Moment
"Caution I'm having a senior moment"
40th Birthday
"I got this shirt for my 40th birthday. (I hate this shirt!)"
40Yr Old One Owner
"40 Years old, one owner, needs parts, make offer"
ME 40?
"ME 40? I demand a recount!"
50 Isn't Old
"50 isn't old. Depressing but not old."
First I Was A Good Boy
"First I was a good boy, then I was a nice kid... Now I'm just an old fart."
Not Getting Older/Bitter
"I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter"
I'm Retired
"I'm retired but I work part-time as a PAIN IN THE ASS"
Me 65?
"Me 65? I demand a recount"
