Age T-Shirts
I'm not 40
"I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience"
I'm Not 50
"I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience"
40 Years/This Good
"It took me 40 years to look this good"
At My Age
"At my age I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all, I just can't remember it all!"
Me 50?
"Me 50? I demand a recount"
It's My Birthday
"It's my birthday. Make my wish come true, blow here"
A Senior Moment
"Caution I'm having a senior moment"
40th Birthday
"I got this shirt for my 40th birthday. (I hate this shirt!)"
ME 40?
"ME 40? I demand a recount!"
40Yr Old One Owner
"40 Years old, one owner, needs parts, make offer"
50 Isn't Old
"50 isn't old. Depressing but not old."
First I Was A Good Boy
"First I was a good boy, then I was a nice kid... Now I'm just an old fart."
Not Getting Older/Bitter
"I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter"
I'm Retired
"I'm retired but I work part-time as a PAIN IN THE ASS"
Me 65?
"Me 65? I demand a recount"