Funny T-Shirts
World Revolve Round Me
"...As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me"
Don't Do Mornings-Cat
Annoyed Kitten with hair rollers says "I Don't do Mornings"
Did it Right The First Time
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time"
Going to blame you
"I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you"
Bad Eve Better
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better"
Trust Me, Do All The Time
"Trust me I do this all the time" in distressed writing
Chick Magnet
"Chick Magnet" with skinny kid motif
Danger Mood-White Ink
"Danger – Mood swing in 5 minutes"
Not The Life/Black Ink
"This is not the life I ordered"
Laughs Last – Thinks Slow
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
Trailer Park
"Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park"
Damn Right You Love Me
"Damn right you love me"
If I Gave/First Person
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to"
Whatever, blah, blah, blah
"Blah, whatever, blah, blah, blah."
Look Like a People Person
"Do I look like a people person"
Bite me
Shark: Bite me!
Not Lazy/Damn
"I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn"
Collige
"Collige" in Varsity style text
Worst Day Of Life Again
"This is the worst day of my life again"
Give a Damn Busted
"My give a damn's Busted"
