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Funny T-Shirts

Lost your comedy trousers? Well we've selected our most popular funny designs so you can have a comedy t-shirt instead. We've got one liners, offensive remarks, retro style and even a little naughtiness.

When you've seen a design you like, click it. You'll then be able to select the garment and colour you'd like. You'll see your selection on the garment to preview before purchase.

It's easy and great fun so why not give it a try!

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I'm Not 50
I'm Not 50
"I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience"
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Me 50?
Me 50?
"Me 50? I demand a recount"
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50 Isn't Old
50 Isn't Old
"50 isn't old. Depressing but not old."
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Not Getting Older/Bitter
Not Getting Older/Bitter
"I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter"
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I'm not 40
I'm not 40
"I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience"
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40th Birthday
40th Birthday
"I got this shirt for my 40th birthday. (I hate this shirt!)"
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It's My Birthday
It's My Birthday
"It's my birthday. Make my wish come true, blow here"
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40Yr Old One Owner
40Yr Old One Owner
"40 Years old, one owner, needs parts, make offer"
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Me 65?
Me 65?
"Me 65? I demand a recount"
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First I Was A Good Boy
First I Was A Good Boy
"First I was a good boy, then I was a nice kid... Now I'm just an old fart."
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A Senior Moment
A Senior Moment
"Caution I'm having a senior moment"
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At My Age
At My Age
"At my age I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all, I just can't remember it all!"
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65 years/This Good
65 years/This Good
"It took me 65 years to look this good"
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ME 40?
ME 40?
"ME 40? I demand a recount!"
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40 Years/This Good
40 Years/This Good
"It took me 40 years to look this good"
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House Arrest
House Arrest
"Under House arrest. You didn't see me here"
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Fat Kids Hard To Kidnap
Fat Kids Hard To Kidnap
"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
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Heart Frowning Faces
Heart Frowning Faces
Three frowning heart faces
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Whatever, blah, blah, blah
Whatever, blah, blah, blah
"Blah, whatever, blah, blah, blah."
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Worst Day Of Life Again
Worst Day Of Life Again
"This is the worst day of my life again"
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Laughs Last – Thinks Slow
Laughs Last – Thinks Slow
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
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You. Me. Rooster
You. Me. Rooster
You – small cock Me – Big cock
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Bad Eve Better
Bad Eve Better
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better"
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Trust Me, Do All The Time
Trust Me, Do All The Time
"Trust me I do this all the time" in distressed writing
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Not The Life/Black Ink
Not The Life/Black Ink
"This is not the life I ordered"
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World Revolve Round Me
World Revolve Round Me
"...As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me"
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Going to blame you
Going to blame you
"I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you"
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Danger Mood-White Ink
Danger Mood-White Ink
"Danger – Mood swing in 5 minutes"
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If I Gave/First Person
If I Gave/First Person
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I'd give it to"
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Not Lazy/Damn
Not Lazy/Damn
"I'm not lazy, I just don't give a damn"
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Did it Right The First Time
Did it Right The First Time
"Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time"
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Give a Damn Busted
Give a Damn Busted
"My give a damn's Busted"
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Chick Magnet
Chick Magnet
"Chick Magnet" with skinny kid motif
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I See Dumb People
I See Dumb People
"I see dumb people" In bold thick text
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Opinion/Been Noted
Opinion/Been Noted
"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted"
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Village Called/Idiot Back
Village Called/Idiot Back
"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
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Collige
Collige
"Collige" in Varsity style text
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Rehab Is For Quitters
Rehab Is For Quitters
"Rehab is for quitters"
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Three Good Reasons To Teach
Three Good Reasons To Teach
"Teacher. There are three good reasons to teach. June, July and August"
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Today Isn't Your Day
Today Isn't Your Day
"Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either"
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My Reality Check
My Reality Check
"My reality check just bounced"
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I'm Good In Bed
I'm Good In Bed
"I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day"
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Ask Me If I Care- White Ink
Ask Me If I Care- White Ink
"Ask me if I care"
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Just Act Like I Care
Just Act Like I Care
"Don't be fooled. I just act like I care"
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Jealous Voices Talk to me
Jealous Voices Talk to me
"Your just jealous that the voices talk to me"
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Don't Annoy Crazy Person
Don't Annoy Crazy Person
"Don't annoy the crazy person"
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Used Sick Days/Call Dead
Used Sick Days/Call Dead
"I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead"
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Abused Privilege Funny
Abused Privilege Funny
"Anyone's entitled to be stupid but you've abused the privilege"
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Stupidity
Stupidity
"What you lack in intelligence you make up for in stupidity."
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Perfect/Scares Me
Perfect/Scares Me
"I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me"
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Schizophrentic
Schizophrentic
"We used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now"
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Im Not Opinionated
Im Not Opinionated
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right"
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Hear Voices/Don't like you
Hear Voices/Don't like you
"I hear voices and they don't like you"
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Punk Monkey
Punk Monkey
Cartoon Pirate style punky monkey
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I Can't Be Good All The
I Can't Be Good All The
"I can't be good all the time"
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Flunked Anger
Flunked Anger
“I flunked anger management”
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Mind Wanders
Mind Wanders
“My mind wanders and sometimes leaves completely”
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Wife Knows It All
Wife Knows It All
“I don't need an encyclopedia. My wife knows it all”
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Pirate-Time Flies
Pirate-Time Flies
"Time flies when you're having rum"
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5 O'Clock Somewhere
5 O'Clock Somewhere
"It's 5 O'Clock somewhere" with Martini glass motif
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Beerholder
Beerholder
"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
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Not Alcoholic: I'm Drunk
Not Alcoholic: I'm Drunk
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. (Alcoholics go to meetings)
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Suds St Univ
Suds St Univ
"Suds State University"
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Ireland Pint Team
Ireland Pint Team
"Ireland Pint Team; Practice everyday! You never know when you'll need to compete."
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Got Rum-Pirate Skeleton
Got Rum-Pirate Skeleton
"Got Rum?" Skeleton Pirate peering through porthole
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Deja Brew
Deja Brew
"Deja Brew" Road sign
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Beer/Dinner
Beer/Dinner
"Beer, it's what's for dinner"
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Lifes Priorities - Drinking
Lifes Priorities - Drinking
"Life's Priorities" Eat Sleep Drink
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Will Buy Drinks For Sex
Will Buy Drinks For Sex
“Will buy drinks for sex”
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Game Over - Toilet
Game Over - Toilet
“Game Over” Man being sick, in style of toilet door sign.
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Warning/Alcohol
Warning/Alcohol
“Warning. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning, only to find something really, really scary”
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Not Fluent In Idiot
Not Fluent In Idiot
"I'm not fluent in idiot so please very slowly to me"
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IQ test
IQ test
"Your I.Q. Test came back negative"
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Point Of View/Ass!
Point Of View/Ass!
"I try to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my Ass!"
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I Can't Hear You
I Can't Hear You
"I can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA"
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If Dick as Big as Your Mouth
If Dick as Big as Your Mouth
"If your dick was as big as your mouth i'd be interested"
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Your Girl My Girl
Your Girl My Girl
"Your girl – My girl"
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Hump and Dump
Hump and Dump
"Hump and Dump" Naughty signage
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Addicted to Fishing
Addicted to Fishing
"I'm not addicted to fishing, I can stop any time my wife makes me"
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I'm Stressed
I'm Stressed
"I'm Stressed": one frazzled kitty
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Trailer Park
Trailer Park
"Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park"
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Stressed out
Stressed out
"Stressed out" Freaked cat face behind red writing
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I love Technology
I love Technology
"I Love Technology"
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Geeks are cool
Geeks are cool
"Geeks are cool" with three dogs wearing glasses
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Go To Church
Go To Church
"Go to church, Don't wait for the hearse to take you"
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Advisory Don't Have Kids
Advisory Don't Have Kids
"Parental Advisory, Don't have kids" In style of Warning Sticker
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Old Skool Joystick
Old Skool Joystick
"Old Skool" in 80's gaming font and Joystick
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Snap-first to go
Snap-first to go
"When I snap, you'll be the first to go"
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Cat-Stressed out
Cat-Stressed out
Very stressed out cat with distressed "STRESSED OUT" text
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Lifes Priorities -Fishing
Lifes Priorities -Fishing
"Life's Priorities" Eat Sleep Fish
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Lifes Priorities - Breast
Lifes Priorities - Breast
"Life's Priorities" Eat Sleep Breasts
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Lifes Priorities - Soccer
Lifes Priorities - Soccer
"Life's Priorities" Eat Sleep Football
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Big Pole Fisherman
Big Pole Fisherman
"Whether Fresh Water Trout or Deep Sea Cod, Fish Jump At the Sight Of My Big, Jerking Rod"
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Woody
Woody
Get your Woody serviced here
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Perfect-Pear
Perfect-Pear
"Perfect" written above a juicy pear
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Porn/Star-Glitter
Porn/Star-Glitter
"Porn Star" in silver glitter ink
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You. Me. Rooster
You. Me. Rooster
You – small cock Me – Big cock
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Everybody Loves Beaver
Everybody Loves Beaver
"Everybody loves a little beaver"
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Talk Nerdy To me
Talk Nerdy To me
"Talk nerdy to me" In 80's gaming font
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Marathon
Marathon
Mount Dick Marathon. How long can you last?
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Warning/Choking Hazard
Warning/Choking Hazard
"WARNING: Choking Hazard. Contains large parts! Keep out of reach of small women.
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Dick's Deli
Dick's Deli
"Dick's Deli. Stuff yourself with our sausages"
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Hang Out
Hang Out
"Hang out with your wang out"
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Luckys Bar
Luckys Bar
"The best head in town. Get it at Lucky's Bar"
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Nymphomaniac Staff
Nymphomaniac Staff
"Nymphomaniac Treatment Center: Staff"
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Caution Zero To Horny
Caution Zero To Horny
"CAUTION: Zero to horny in 2.5 beers"
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Needs Head
Needs Head
"International symbol for 'Needs Head'"
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Free Breathalizer
Free Breathalizer
"Attention drunk ladies. Free breathalizer test. Blow hard.
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Help Wanted Positions
Help Wanted Positions
"Help wanted. Many positions available. Start right away."
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Make My Tits Look Big
Make My Tits Look Big
"Does this shirt make my tits look big?"
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Me So Horny
Me So Horny
"Me So Horny"
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Hornier Than Thou
Hornier Than Thou
"Hornier than thou" with bull motif
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Rooster Big
Rooster Big
"BIG" Cockrel
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Kama Sutra-Wrote Book
Kama Sutra-Wrote Book
"Kama Sutra. I wrote the book"
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Hooters Hotel-Owl
Hooters Hotel-Owl
"Hooters Hotel; Intercourse, Pennsylvania"
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Money Shots
Money Shots
"I do all my own Money Shots"
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My Space My Face
My Space My Face
"From My Space to My Face"
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Potential Children Died on Face
Potential Children Died on Face
"Millions of my potential children died on your daughters face"
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Everyone love a little head
Everyone love a little head
"Everyone loves a little head" Text with small head design
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Swallow or its in your eye
Swallow or its in your eye
"Swallow. Or it's going in your eye"
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Your Man, My man
Your Man, My man
"Your Man, My man" with lavatory door style signage
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Practice Safe Sex
Practice Safe Sex
"Practice safe sex. (Go fuck yourself)"
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2 women short of 3some
2 women short of 3some
"Two women short of a threesome"
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I Make the Rules
I Make the Rules
“I have the pussy, so I make the rules”
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Will Buy Drinks For Sex
Will Buy Drinks For Sex
“Will buy drinks for sex”
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Sex Instructor
Sex Instructor
“Sex Instructor. First lesson free”
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Damn Right You Love Me
Damn Right You Love Me
"Damn right you love me"
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Dad Job
Dad Job
"Dad, The hardest job you'll ever love"
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Dear Lord, Friends Fat
Dear Lord, Friends Fat
"Dear Lord, If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat."
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Doesn't Play Well W/ Others
Doesn't Play Well W/ Others
"Doesn't play well with others"
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Good Ol Dad
Good Ol Dad
"Good Ol Dad Brand"
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1st Bank of Dad
1st Bank of Dad
"First Bank of Dad"
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Your Girl My Girl
Your Girl My Girl
"Your girl – My girl"
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OUT OF STOCK
Wrong Turn-marriage
Wrong Turn-marriage
"Getting married? "Wrong Turn". In the style of a sign
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Bad Cats
Bad Cats
"Cattitute" Three bad cats
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Lover girl
Lover girl
"Lover Girl" in glow effect text
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Boy Scouting
Boy Scouting
"Boy Scouting" plus scouts logo
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Miss Bitch
Miss Bitch
"I'm not A bitch I'm THE Bitch and that's miss bitch to you"
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Blondes Tshirt
Blondes Tshirt
"Blondes T-Shirt" with instructions for where to put arms and head
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Don't need a permit
Don't need a permit
"Don't need a permit for these guns"
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That's Miss Bitch To You
That's Miss Bitch To You
"That's Miss Bitch to you"
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Stop Staring At My boobs
Stop Staring At My boobs
"Tell your eyes to stop staring at my boobs"
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Silicone Free
Silicone Free
"Silicone Free" in distressed ink stamp style
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How to drop a Boyfriend
How to drop a Boyfriend
"How to drop a boyfriend" with sign style design
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I'm Up Here
I'm Up Here
“I'm up here”
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Blonde's Medical
Blonde's Medical
“Blonde's Medical” Medical terminology for the lighter haired woman.i.e. “Seizure: Roman emperor”
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Baby Under Construction
Baby Under Construction
“Baby Under Construction”
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